jade greene

bio

From beauty pageants to cheerleading; from stripping to writing books, Jade has done it all so far in her life! Now, she’s trying her hand in porn and, if her past successes are an indication of her future endeavors, Jade should be a star! This beauty is very open and honest about her life and she told me her whole story. Jade is a fascinating woman and definitely great to look at. I’m glad we did this interview on FaceTime!

Jade Greene::I’ve lived all over the country. I live in Florida now and I just moved down from Alaska. Before that, I was a beauty queen and it actually paid my college tuition so I don’t have any student loans because I did pageants and I won. Of course, participating doesn’t get you anything, that’s the whole point of them. And then, after pageantry, I still wanted to perform. I moved to cheerleading and that’s how I got involved with the Washington Capitols. I’m a huge hockey fan so a lot of people ask why didn’t I try to get with a bigger team like the Dallas Cowboys. Well, first of all, I don’t live in Texas so I’m not going to move down to Texas for a job that pays 20 grand. Realistically, none of us are getting paid livable wages. We understand what we’re signing up for. It’s a great boost for your social media, modeling, if you want to start a business…it’s great publicity for that. For me, it was a pride thing. I was a dancer growing up. I started dancing at 2. And I love talking. There was no reason for me to go to the Redskins or Wizards but I loved hockey.

Jade: Absolutely. And a lot of people tend to fixate on the physical fitness. I guess for some girls, that’s their biggest focus but, for me, I focused on the sexuality part. I’m not straight. I am not a straight woman. I’m queer. I do identify as a woman, of course, and I’m very feminine. Back then, now it’s getting a lot better because we had a ton of whistleblowers and I guess I’m one of them, it’s absolutely ridiculous that a scholarship in the freest country in the world is based on sexual orientation. I remember having to hide all of my relationships and hook ups with women. A lot of people ask if I ever hooked up with another pageant girl. It was so bad back then, I was afraid to even check out another pageant girl. I didn’t even look at those girls when they were naked. It was that homophobic and you would be blacklisted. You were watched at all moments which is unfair. They should tell girls that. Tell girls that you’re going to be judged on everything not just the competition criteria but how you behave, social media, out in public…At pageants, if you lost, you were expected to leave with a smile on your face, be kind to the people that beat you and just suck it up. If you show any negative emotions, they will look at you like, ‘She can not handle it! She can not handle the competitions!’ So, for me, always the pressure of hiding my dating life and the petty things like taking away our cell phones, they wouldn’t let us visit our families. Our family had to visit us in between 11pm and midnight at competitions. (laughs) And we couldn’t leave!

Jade: It was interesting because we had pageant boyfriends. They were the guys that were allowed around us and we had to have talks with our guys before going public with them because it meant a few things. It meant that they had to admit dating us publicly and now their reflections and the way they look reflects on us. So, it’s a very conservative, old school environment. I can compare it to being a debutante where your affiliation with men is for the intention of marriage.

Jade: It wasn’t as restrictive. I’ll give cheerleading credit. They made it very clear that they don’t care what we do during our off-time. I had a little better relationship with the other cheerleaders than I did with the pageant girls because we were a team versus direct competition. Full stop. I totally would smoke weed before games because I’m not in public, I’m not driving anywhere for 6 or 7 hours. I wouldn’t do it at the arena but I would smoke before so I could get in the right environment. They let us have our fun. With dating, they only had a fixation with the players. Don’t talk to the players. Don’t flirt with the players. Don’t give eyes with the players. Don’t distract the people worth 100 times more than you before the games. You’d find a lot of girls, including myself, with a pro athlete but not a hockey player. That’s what a lot of girls would do, they would talk to the other cheerleaders from other teams even other sports and you put it through the grapevine that you’re single and you’re interested. That’s the only way you would date pro athletes is if it’s cross sports.

stripping

Jade: That was very intermittent because it had to be. I was doing college when I first started it, and pageants, because I had to use it for living expenses and pageant stuff. Pageants are really expensive. I think by the end of my tenure of ten years, I spent close to $50,000. But my tuition was three times more than that so it took the win to offset it completely. I had multiple wins, I won quite a few scholarship pageants. It’s very expensive up front and I feel bad for girls nowadays. Stripping was the only way. How else would a 21-year-old afford it? Especially while you’re in college! So, I started stripping because of that. I only probably danced the first two times about 2-3 months each so in the ten years, I probably, 3 to 3 ½ years of stripping. After that, I would just use it for when I needed extra money.

author

Jade: That’s what brought me into the adult industry, actually. I always treated stripping as a side hustle. It was always a side hustle to me. I never did it longer than half a year. But I love writing and I love sex. So, for me, erotica writing comes so easy. I write books very quickly. I wrote my second book in two weeks. I love making people laugh so I had to put a humorous spin on it.

It’s a series, it’s fictional erotica. So, even though I warn people, it’s inspired not based off of my life so there are so many fabrications. Just treat my protagonist like a different person. There’s enough differences that you can tell it’s not me. It’s called Disorderly Conduct. The first one is Disorderly Conduct: College Edition and it’s followed by Disorderly Conduct: Employment Condition and that’s followed by the third book which I’m editing right now, Mission Edition.

Pageant life

Jade: Oh yeah. And I think that’s how I got through pageants, I really appreciated having my group of friends in school. I went to an all-womens school and I had great women around me. I tell people that I was spoiled by the women I had in my life. We participated in swinging and polyamory but not understanding what we were doing but we were just fine with it. Everyone was happy with the arrangement. I had a group of guy friends that I was messing around with at the neighboring school and I eventually introduced them to my friends at school and I openly shared. I brought them together and it makes me so proud to bring a group of people together sexually.

Entering porn

Jade: The books. I wanted my books to reach a wider audience. After I wrote my first book, I started an OnlyFans and a ManyVids. I already loved sex anyways, I watched a lot of porn already so I just decided to add this into my repertoire. I like being in the adult industry, it’s helped me a lot. I wanted to give it a shot and it has boosted my book sales a lot.

Sex history

Jade: Just one time in college, I definitely slept with a friend’s boyfriend. I think that’s the worse thing I’ve ever done. (laughs) I felt so bad but to be fair, I went to a school that was very divided between very conservative and very liberal women, so even though they were all awesome there were some women, in this case, she did not put out for her boyfriend. At all. They were dating for 8 months at that point. Me and him were hanging out one night and he was playing me guitar and then I slipped and fell. I slipped and fell and felt very bad about slipping and falling on his dick. (laughs)

kinks

Jade: I have but I would do it in a different way because my ex wasn’t even into it, he was just drunk. It was a really party night and I don’t party like that much anymore. We were taking a shower and I felt warmth on my leg. I look down and he’s peeing on my leg.

Dating guys

Jade: With the way I live life, it’s very fast paced so I need a guy that can keep up. But also keep me calm because I tend to overburden myself and sometimes having a laidback partner is key. And outdoorsy. I like to be outdoors a lot. I like when guys have a nice smile but I don’t really look for physical attributes. It’s more of an energy and a positive vibe.

Dating girls

Jade: Similar. I like ambitious women. I’m very feminine so even though I do a lot of things independently, I try to be super feminine when I need to be. I like someone who can put on their business hat when they need but then, at home, can just cuddle with me.

hobbies

Jade: I love running and being outside. Even here, being at the model house, I’ll sit outside and just meditate. I’ll listen to a podcast or a lecture or an audio book. Just to be outside.

Jade: Sex in a graveyard. That was cra-zy! (laughs) There’s something that’s kinky about that and there was a full moon out too. We were at least considerate. We were in a mausoleum and we didn’t put our hands on anything. (laughs)