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uma jolie

bio

Uma Jolie: I grew up in LA. I was born in Fairbank and moved back out to Woodland Hills. All my life, I grew up in the Hills. Usually, I would just go hiking, that’s what I enjoyed. I liked the scenery and indulged on organic food. I like to hang out with really good people that are intelligent. I like to learn. I’m really into astrology. I love studying the stars. I love going to the beach. I have a really close knit family. They’re crazy. They’re party animals; they love to have a good time. There’s always so much family at my father’s house! Just living life.

Sexual orientation

Uma: I love them equally. You have to have the penetration of a man. The only man aura is very sensual. I still love my women just as much as I love my men. 50/50 for sure.

Virginity lost

Uma: I was 16 actually. I was at a friend’s party. It was my cousin. There was a guy I was talking to for a long time and we were totally crushing. I told him that I wanted him to take my virginity. And so we went into my friend’s room. He went in once and I screamed and started crying and told him to never go in there again. (laughs) He started eating me out and his mom happened to be outside. She was calling him and we got dressed all quickly. We turned on the light and there was blood everywhere. EVERYWHERE! On the walls, on the sheets, on the pillow, on the fucking light switch… everywhere. It was a disaster. I remember clearly, my friend runs in and he exclaims, ‘Oh my God! Freddy Krueger was in here!’ (laughs) It was so terrible but it’s such a funny story. It was so embarrassing.

Entering adult industry

Uma: My agent hit me up on Facebook. I had always done modeling since I was a baby. I was in pageants and shit like that because my mom’s a fucking weirdo. So I was always intrigued by artistic shit and I’m very open to things. I’m also open with my sexuality. So I figured why not do erotic modeling. It was lingerie and nude and then he offered porn. I thought, ‘Fuck it, girl on girl and I love girls? Why wouldn’t I do it? Why wouldn’t I get paid to fuck girls!’ And everything fell into place.

Stage name

Uma: When I was younger, I had straight bangs like Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction. My friends would always call me Uma so I thought why not use it? And other people called me Angelina Jolie. I look like her with long hair so it kind of lined up.

kinks

Uma: I like the very sensual, slow love making. I like to start off like that and then I like to build it up and make the other person, whether it’s female or male, be really horny for me. I like to tease them and then get a little bit rough. Not slapping but grabbing me by my neck and my hair. I love it when they spank me.

hobbies

Uma: I like to travel. I like to learn about historical places. I get lost in the stars, I get lost in nature. And I love to eat. I love to cook!

favorite food?

Uma: Oh God, there is no favorite. I have such a diverse taste. I love Indian Food, Thai Food, Venezuela Food, Puerto Rican Food, Cuban, European, Greek, Mediterranean. A lot!

Favorite music

Uma: I’m into that really dirty grimy rap music. Like that underground shit that kills it.

favorite movie?

Uma: Donnie Darko. Pulp Fiction. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. All the Scary Movies. Texas Chainshaw Massacre.

favorite TV shows?

Uma: I like Archer. American Horror Story is good too.

What’s the kinkiest thing she done?

Uma: Getting fucked by a machine. That was really weird. It was cool and so intense. It hits all the right spots.

She was born in the Californian town of Fairbanks, in El Dorado County , in April 1995, to a family of Mexican, German, Hungarian and Romanian descent. She grew up in Woodland Hills , one of the western districts of Los Angeles . 3She began working as a saleswoman for the Abercrombie & Fitch chain, as well as a bartender and stripper .She was discovered by an agent through Facebook, at a time when she was beginning to do some sessions as an erotic model . She debuted as a pornographic actress in the summer of 2014, at the age of 19. Her first scene was a lesbian sex scene with actress Goldie Rush in the film Kissing Cousins ​​

In addition to her work as an actress and model, Uma Jolie is also a DJ , like other pornographic actresses such as Brittany Andrews , Carter Cruise , Darcie Dolce and Samantha Bentley .

In February 2017, she was chosen as Penthouse magazine's Pet of the Month and Girlsway's Girl of the Month . Three months later, web producer Cherry Pimps proclaimed her Cherry of the Month . In addition to these considerations, a year later Hustler magazine named her Hustler Honey for the month of July 2018, being its cover girl for that month.